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[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by Alex

By making the people who don't use the bacon service (Vegetarians, me, Jews, squirrels) contribute to the bacon delivery system it will subsidize those who can't afford to participate in the bacon system.

This was covered in last nights debate with both parties in agreement. The remaining question was whether there would be a mandate with civil/criminal penalties if you refuse to pay for your bacon or if bacon would be made cheap enough that everybody would buy it regardless of immediate bacon need.

But then you pretty much end up with Canadian Bacon....which isn't quite as good.

[Alex]

I will not let such an insult to the late great John Candy pass, sir. Pistols at dawn!

[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by Alex

I will not let such an insult to the late great John Candy pass, sir. Pistols at dawn!

Great movie....I withdraw my statement.

[€uroMeinke]

those who don't eat bacon will have to raise pigs

[cirquelover]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

those who don't eat bacon will have to raise pigs

To be consumed by those of us swines that do?

Sounds good to me

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

those who don't eat bacon will have to raise pigs

I'm not sure about this one....If they raise the pork, they control the pork. They control the pork, they control us. Slippery slope, dude.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

I'm not sure about this one....If they raise the pork, they control the pork. They control the pork, they control us. Slippery slope, dude.

Then we must first grease the pigs they raise

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Then we must first grease the pigs they raise

The benefits of having an anarchist amongst us.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

The benefits of having an anarchist amongst us.

At first, I read that as "The benefits of having an antichrist amongst us."

[Cadaverous Pallor]

We may import most of our oil, but at least we have the pork market cornered. *phew*