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Betty · 06-09-2009, 12:22 PM

Not only can't they get married, they can't be a family either. Although with 3 kids, I'm not sure what else they would be called. I assume they don't give the discount to divorced parents who bring their kids. They can't be a family either.

Betty · 06-09-2009, 06:13 AM

You must spread some mojo around... etc...

Lashbear - too funny!

JWBear · 06-09-2009, 12:36 PM

It's not coming up.

Kevy Baby · 06-09-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

It's not coming up.

Well of course: you're gay! They don't want homosexuals infecting their site.

FWIW, it opened okay for me. The whole story:

Quote:

Same-sex couple, kids denied family rate at pool
POCATELLO [ID] - A same-sex couple and their three foster children were denied a reduced admission price to a pool in eastern Idaho because the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation says the five don't fit the definition of a family.

Amber Koger and Jeri Underwood say they and their three children were recently denied the resort's advertised family admission price.

Mark Lowe, executive director for the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation, says the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a family as one male, one female and children.

He says as a state agency the foundation must follow Idaho law.

But Monica Hopkins of the American Civil Liberties Union in Boise says state code defines marriage but has no universal definition of a family.

Alex · 06-09-2009, 02:18 PM

If they don't request evidence from every group getting the family rate that the two adults are legally married and that children are genetically related to one of them, then it seems to me that they (the pool) haven't much of a defense.

If they do, do that then on with their assholery.

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-09-2009, 03:57 PM

Clearly, Chad doesn't know what a "Brokeback Mountain" relationship entails... or does he!?!

Quote:

Chad Ochocinco from Bengals.com speaking on his relationship with QB Carson Palmer:
The Ocho said he spoke to quarterback for about "40 to 45 minutes" for the first time since the end of the season.

"I know people are trying to say we're mad at each other and all that, but we're good," he said. "We're like Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to be with Carson so much in July that I'm going to be the nanny (for his new twins).

Kevy Baby · 06-09-2009, 04:38 PM

Well, Chad IS a Wide Receiver

Strangler Lewis · 06-09-2009, 09:19 PM

With a good end zone dance.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-11-2009, 09:34 AM

If your erection lasts more than 50 hours consult your cell block captain.

Quote:

Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says he became worried after his anti-psychotic medication left him erect for 14 hours.

That seems counterproductive to the anti-psychotic goal.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-11-2009, 03:27 PM

Woman who missed Air France 447 flight dies in car accident.

Are we sure this isn't a promotional stunt for the new Final Destination?

06-09-2009, 12:22 PM	#1
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Not only can't they get married, they can't be a family either. Although with 3 kids, I'm not sure what else they would be called. I assume they don't give the discount to divorced parents who bring their kids. They can't be a family either. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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06-09-2009, 06:13 AM	#2
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	You must spread some mojo around... etc... Lashbear - too funny! __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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06-09-2009, 12:36 PM	#3
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	It's not coming up. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-09-2009, 02:18 PM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	If they don't request evidence from every group getting the family rate that the two adults are legally married and that children are genetically related to one of them, then it seems to me that they (the pool) haven't much of a defense. If they do, do that then on with their assholery.
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06-09-2009, 04:38 PM	#7
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Well, Chad IS a Wide Receiver __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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06-09-2009, 09:19 PM	#8
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	With a good end zone dance. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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06-11-2009, 03:27 PM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Woman who missed Air France 447 flight dies in car accident. Are we sure this isn't a promotional stunt for the new Final Destination? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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