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Old 08-13-2008, 05:05 PM   #1
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The comments for this one might not be safe for work- the loud laughter after reading the story might not be safe for work, either.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Almost forgot, includes excellent pictures to point and laugh at...
can only give visible mojo at the moment so...

BWAH HAH HAH HAAAH ! He should have bought a Fleshlight...
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:00 PM   #2
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OK, I thought the giant floating dog turd sounded like a college prank....this sounds like fraternity hazing for sure.

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Old 08-11-2008, 09:05 PM   #3
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At least his name wasn't "Wang"

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Old 08-11-2008, 09:06 PM   #4
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Matt: those are some pretty small holes in that bench there. No wonder he was lonely
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:13 PM   #5
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:44 PM   #6
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I wonder how long it took the rescue team to stop laughing and help him.

I'm sure the vibration caused by cutting the bench free didn't help much either.
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:41 PM   #7
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Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
in this particular case, it might be a good idea anyway. he obviously hasnt a clue about the care and feeding of said pee-pee
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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL164524920080616

Old news but I hadn't seen it until now. Guy kidnaps his ex and makes her do his dishes and his ironing. He was mad at her for leaving him.
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DP's story lead me to an even more amazing story
Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word “Girlfriend”

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Christopher Heck, a finalist at last week’s Scripps National Spelling Bee, was eliminated when he was unable to spell the word “girlfriend.” Bee champion David Tidmarsh then clinched the title by successfully spelling “autochthonous,” a word meaning “indigenous.”
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I was amused by the mother who said: “Last year in the Illinois state competition he was knocked out when he failed to spell ‘popularity’ correctly,” she said. “It was a word he had no concept of or experience with.”

As opposed to the person who won the contest with a word he uses every day: "autochthonous"
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