WTF Stories of the Week

[bewitched]

For Sale: Miracle "Jesus Image" doggy door


The perfect Christmas gift for the Evangelical dog-owning friend in your life.

I believe the dog door image to be superior to most naturally-occurring Jesus likenesses, commonly known as pareidolia, because of two factors: the face itself is more distinct than past images such as those found on toast, tortillas and x-rays, and because of the coincidence of finding the image on an item of the dogs at a moment I was contemplating getting rid of them. Hence it is far more defensible as an actual divine manifestation than a random occurrence with no underlying context.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by bewitched

For Sale: Miracle "Jesus Image" doggy door


The perfect Christmas gift for the Evangelical dog-owning friend in your life.

yeah.....not seein' it here

[Lance]

Beware of Booby Traps!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Lance

Beware of Booby Traps!

That's really not all that new: men have been getting trapped by breasts for millennia.

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

yeah.....not seein' it here

Yet surely worth $1200 of your hard earned money...I mean, it's divine, for Christ's sake.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by bewitched

Yet surely worth $1200 of your hard earned money...I mean, it's divine, for Christ's sake.

I always thought this was Divine:

[CoasterMatt]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Girl lives over 100 days WITH NO HEART!

That's no big deal, I dated a girl who lived at least 20 years with no heart.

[CoasterMatt]

This vicar knows how to get her kicks.

SWINGING vicar Teresa Davies DEFROCKED herself in front of a couple, begged them for SEX under pictures of Jesus Christ and tried to seduce the husband by saying: “I’ll wear my dog collar!”

[Ghoulish Delight]

What a load of crap. Here's the tag I saw for what I thought was an awesome story:

Iowa Wins Snow-Plow Arms Race With Laser Beams on Rigs Nov 30, 2008
There are only two words that can describe the genius of putting lasers on snow plows: Friggin' sweet.

What I pictured was an uber-awesome snow-melting machine with a matrix of lasers blasting snow out of its path.


The reality? It's a laser guidance system designed to prevent the snow plow from hitting things like mailboxes and signs and crap. And even worse, all it is is a fvckign laser pointer. It's not even a sophisticated laser system that can map the terrain and identify obstacles hidden in the snow. It's a bloody green laser pointer that puts a dot on the ground in front of the plow to show the dirver where their plow will go. How fvcking disappointing.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Hahhahaha-- how do the women with the choloroform on their boobs avoid going under themselves? The stuff rises, and they're closest to it...