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[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Could someone please open up a hick-speak board? This might be more suited to my understanding.

Hope this helps you feel more at home:


"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"

"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"

"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"

"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"

"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"

"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"

"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"