Today's the Day

[Gemini Cricket]

I can't follow the cut your hair short trend. If I go any shorter, I'll be Britney Spears after a nervous breakdown.


In fact, when I was getting my hair shorn yesterday, I was so tempted to go bald. Just to see what it would look like and to see how it would grow back. But my head's too big already. Being bald would only accentuate the Ray Romano-esque size of my huge cranium.