Finally, something atheists and Christians can agree on

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Actually it was a trick question. Of course it would funny to watch you beat yourself with a baseball bat.

And as for "briefly", are you part Ent?

The first part goes without saying. As for the second part, no, the LoT administrators just pay me by the word.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex

...the LoT administrators just pay me by the word.

But not as much as me. My contract requires that I be the highest paid poster on LoT.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

But not as much as me. My contract requires that I be the highest paid poster on LoT.

The contract I had to sign states I have to pay a penalty if I post too much or use the words 'Girthy' or 'pancakes'

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

The contract I had to sign states I have to pay a penalty if I post too much or use the words 'Girthy' or 'pancakes'

I believe this post violates the contract. Pay up, mister!

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

I believe this post violates the contract. Pay up, mister!

What? I, ....... Oh hell.

[BDBopper]

Well looks like I am working here for free! Hooray!

Though I am pretty sure someone would pay me to leave. I probably wouldn't take the offer though...cause I likes it here!

[wendybeth]

No one could pay us enough to pay you to leave, BD! *Once a Swanker, always a Swanker. Unless you do something really unSwanky, which is highly unlikely in your case.






* Unless you're talking €urodollars, of course.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Alex

The first part goes without saying. As for the second part, no, the LoT administrators just pay me by the word.

This is absolutely true. His base salary is doubled for every 50 words posted.