The Simpsons Ride

[Morrigoon]

I say we make up an adjective. Though I don't think :ism: would appreciate being told he "Limbaughs"...

[Alex]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Fine, humor. I'm a big fan of it. I just don't want it to define me inaccurately.

I think you're just upset about it because it means you end up in the same bucket with me.

[BarTopDancer]

Humm. Alex and iSm in the same bucket...

Scary thought.

[CoasterMatt]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Humm. Alex and iSm in the same bucket...

Scary thought.

Sounds like a sitcom.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Humm. Alex and iSm in the same bucket...

Scary thought.

Ah, but would their bucket lists read the same ?

Sorry. Best I could do at short notice.


Oh, and GD lost his gay-card when he shaved off the face-fur. Sorry. Bear has spoken.

...maybe if CP grows a goatee......

[innerSpaceman]

Well, the first shave was not so great. But then he grew his sideburns out. Yum.








And of course there's all that back hair.

[Tref]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Well, the first shave was not so great. But then he grew his sideburns out. Yum. And of course there's all that back hair.

So that Simpsons ride thing --- that's pretty crazy, huh?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Tref

So that Simpsons ride thing --- that's pretty crazy, huh?

Would you please not derail the thread?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Well, the first shave was not so great. But then he grew his sideburns out. Yum.

The 'burns came first. I was way too chicken-sh*t to shave the beard without some other form of facial hair already in place.

[Not Afraid]

curmudgeon - a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

The queue looks awful. Sorry, but I hate the idea that you can paint a bare warehouse with splashy colors, put up some "artwork" of cartoons and call that a themed environment.

Doesn't bode well to me.

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Oh, pardon my cynicism, but how convenient for producing a really cheap attraction. Oh, it's a parody of a cheap attraction!!! How clever.


Sorry, but aside from the great Krusty Clown Face entrance, I saw nothing in the queue photos that indicated parody, and everything that smelt of typical six flags.

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

oh yes, so much at Disneyland displeases me.

Epcot Center in its heyday made me so unhappy that I vacationed there 10 years in a row.

Paris is the suckiest town on earth.


I could go on ... but - jest or not - I'm pretty tired of the rep that I don't like anything. It's bullsh!t and based on nothing but the fact that I can rip a good hole into the many things I don't like.


I calls 'em as I see's 'em. Indy Queue Good. Krusty Kue Bad.

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Yes, I know your post was in jest. I have a great humor decoder. Nonetheless, and though it's all done in good spirits which I always admire, I just wanted to say that the curmudgeon rep is wearing a little thin.


I'm critical of things I don't like. People love to latch onto that for comedy. There's a lot less potentially funny when I gush about things. And, yeah, that's just the nature of comedy.

But I've been getting the feeling (perhaps undeserved) that the jokes have seeped into people's minds as reality. And sure, I am very critical and am quick to point out things I find shoddy, cheap, pathetic or (look away, Gemini Cricket) gay.

I'm just as quick to praise, extoll, laud, glorify and giggle helplessly like a little girl at the many, many, many things I love in this world.

But where's the humor in that???


Fine, humor. I'm a big fan of it. I just don't want it to define me inaccurately.

Case closed.