Spring Ahead

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Last night, when I clicked on the DirecTv Guide, I couldn't figure out for the life of me why every single movie listed on the Guide seemed to run a minimum of 3 hours. Do I expect this of Titanic? Yes. Do I expect this of ABC late show rebroadcasts of sucktacular, Lifetime channel-quality movies with titles such as When Husbands Cheat? Uh, no.

After the movie I decided to watch (The Girl Next Door) ended, I looked up at my clock and saw it was 3 a.m. I nearly fell off of the couch to see the DirecTv guide disagreed. However, Mommie Dearest was beginning and all bets were off. I never miss a chance to view that.

When I finally rested my head on the pillow, the sun was rising. Thank God for little satin sleep masks (aren't those swanky?)

Wake me when it's time to "fall back".