Toothpaste haiku

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

Sing an ode to my teeth
(To the ones that stayed-on)
Sing an ode thine mouth
My sweet periodontal or-gon

I'll brush, brush, brush ye
With toothpaste’s fair ember
And daily I’ll floss ye
At least, when I remember …

Yet, thine dentist,
She
Lashed a tongue at me

"Your problems lie
As thy dreams fly South
When carelessly
You sleep
With cookies in your mouth."


(with apologies to v.c.)