A Mother of a Phone Call

[Kevy Baby]

My jaw is hurting from suppressing the laughter as I sit in my office (I don't want to have to explain to my neighbors). That was a GREAT story - thank you for sharing.

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A friend of mine (gay) used to spend every Monday with his father. Dad was starting to get a touch senile, but still very lucid. Friend knew that the time was limited so he spent as much time with Dad as he could.

One day, as they were walking through Laguna, having just shared lunch and chatting about innocuous topics, a lull in the conversation hits. Out of the blue, Dad asks friend, "So [friend], what's it like to get fvcked up the ash?" (except he used the real words).

How exactly does one respond to that question from your father?

(And yes, this too is a true story.)