Pope thanks virgins for 'total gift' to Christ - Page 2

CoasterMatt · 05-17-2008, 01:23 PM

One of the highlights of my college days was scoring with a "consecrated virgin" - thank you Robert Mondavi (ok, it was probably Boone's Farm or Thunderbird, but firewater was involved)

Alex · 05-17-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Do they have the male equivalent of un-priest and virginal? (Of course they don't, they're too low on priests.

Yes they do. Monks need not be ordained and many (most?) are not.

lashbear · 05-17-2008, 05:17 PM

One Nun makes sure the other Nun don't get none.

Alex · 05-17-2008, 05:33 PM

True story:

An uncle of mine was in a horrible car accident (he was in Indiana and my mom and grandmother immediately flew out because they weren't sure he'd make it). When he eventually woke up and came out from under sedation the very first words he said was telling that joke the nun/nurse at his bedside (for some reason he ended up in a Catholic hospital).

"Why do nuns always walk in pairs?..."

Kevy Baby · 05-19-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

"Why do nuns always walk in pairs?..."

So what's the punch? Don't leave me hanging!!!

Alex · 05-19-2008, 10:34 AM

Lashbear gave the punchline.

Moonliner · 05-19-2008, 10:47 AM

Can I work at the return desk for these gifts?

Nephythys · 05-19-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

How about "Pope thanks virgins for the only way permitted for Catholics to reduce the population overgrowth"? That one works for me.

Wait, no it doesn't. What a sad life - not even a nun, and unable to have a life of their own. Do they have the male equivalent of un-priest and virginal? (Of course they don't, they're too low on priests. Why don't they look to the WOMEN to be leaders for a change, hello. Stupid patriarchal....)

These women made a choice- so tell me something- why is it we only honor and respect their choices when it agrees with what we would choose?

Who are you, or me, or anyone else- to decree their life is "sad" and imply they only live that way due to some over-bearing male domination?

Isn't that a tad arrogant and hypocritical?

Strangler Lewis · 05-19-2008, 11:26 AM

Unless one is the Austrian girl chained up in the dungeon, one is making choices. The question is whether the choice is a healthy one or an extreme one that appears to be the product of some coercion.

I will happily criticize both ends of the spectrum. I don't respect and honor the choices these virgins make, and I don't respect and honor the choices made by drunken coeds pretending to be porn lesbians for Girls Gone Wild and the like.

Kevy Baby · 05-19-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Lashbear gave the punchline.

Doh! (Never heard that one.)

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

...and I don't respect and honor the choices made by drunken coeds pretending to be porn lesbians for Girls Gone Wild and the like.

I do!

And for the record, they are not lesbians, they are all "experimenting" and/or "bi-curious", which is just fine by me.

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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	True story: An uncle of mine was in a horrible car accident (he was in Indiana and my mom and grandmother immediately flew out because they weren't sure he'd make it). When he eventually woke up and came out from under sedation the very first words he said was telling that joke the nun/nurse at his bedside (for some reason he ended up in a Catholic hospital). "Why do nuns always walk in pairs?..."
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Lashbear gave the punchline.
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Unless one is the Austrian girl chained up in the dungeon, one is making choices. The question is whether the choice is a healthy one or an extreme one that appears to be the product of some coercion. I will happily criticize both ends of the spectrum. I don't respect and honor the choices these virgins make, and I don't respect and honor the choices made by drunken coeds pretending to be porn lesbians for Girls Gone Wild and the like. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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