CA Supreme Court to rule on Gay Marriage today (5/15) at 10:00am

[JWBear]

"Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match!"

[innerSpaceman]

Ugh, my sister and I are in a bit of a fight over a matchmaking attempt by her.

She tried to fix me up with some guy who is 19-years younger than me. I told her that guys that much younger than me are automatically disqualified, and that, ahem, guys exactly 19 years younger than me raise so many red flags I don't even want to hear about them.

But he has an AP and goes to cemetery screenings, and he's gay --- so we must be a match. Over my disqualifier, she then shows this guy my picture and says I will call him. I got pissed at her, and she got return pissed at me.




So - - - potential matchmakers for Zlick ... mid-30's to late 40's ONLY.



Thank you for your consideration.

[Morrigoon]

Not even one date? For a little twink nookie?

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Ugh, my sister and I are in a bit of a fight over a matchmaking attempt by her.

She tried to fix me up with some guy who is 19-years younger than me. I told her that guys that much younger than me are automatically disqualified, and that, ahem, guys exactly 19 years younger than me raise so many red flags I don't even want to hear about them.

But he has an AP and goes to cemetery screenings, and he's gay --- so we must be a match. Over my disqualifier, she then shows this guy my picture and says I will call him. I got pissed at her, and she got return pissed at me.




So - - - potential matchmakers for Zlick ... mid-30's to late 40's ONLY.



Thank you for your consideration.

But... Is he cute?

ETA: I agree with Goonie.

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Not even one date? For a little twink nookie?

(cough)zapppop-bad-taste-in-the...er...mouth(cough).




NO!





and he's totally cute, and I don't care!

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

(cough)zapppop-bad-taste-in-the...er...mouth(cough).




NO!





and he's totally cute, and I don't care!

You're passing up a chance to sample some young, cute manflesh when it's offered on a silver platter?!



I hate you.

[innerSpaceman]

It's not offered on a silver platter. Reportedly this guy thinks I'm cute ... but I could cherry pick plenty of photographs that would fool people into thinking so.


It doesn't matter. I want a relationship, not just hot sex (though the relationship must enable plenty of hot sex). If I were to meet someone and spark a mutual thing, only to then find out they were 19 years younger ... that would be one thing. But I will not purposefully date someone whom I know in advance is precisely zapppop's age difference from me.

[JWBear]

Oh well... Then pass him on to GC or Cherny. A hot man is a terrible thing to waste!

[Chernabog]

Ummm!! Hello!!! *raises his hand* can I see a picture of this guy please, Mr. Spaceman? My age range is roughly 25-38 (for dating, that is). I agree with JWBear and second the motion. All in favor, say aye!

[Gemini Cricket]

I'd like to see a picture as well.