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	€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides.  | 
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		 yeah, that pretty much says it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			He needs to try harder if he wants to win the Darwin Award! 
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		 I'm too lazy to look them up right now, but within the last few weeks there have been 2 stories of police officers shooting themselves during gun safety training. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Quote: 
	
 From May 5th (Riverdale, UT) From May 15th (Littleton, CO) 
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		 http://www.knbc.com/entertainment/16435158/detail.html 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Producer, 50 Mother Of Child Reportedly Artificially Inseminated 'nuff said!  | 
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		 That's just creepy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 geez, if he wants a beard that bad, just grow one 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Obviously, that man wasn't Clay Aiken--his closet is too full. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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