Claustrophobia

[Strangler Lewis]

I'm not claustrophobic in planes, but I do find myself saying "Never again" every time I go bumping down into Burbank. You would, however, never get me into a submarine, a mine or any serious spelunking.

(Funny line from a flight attendant the other day: "Sir, you need to turn your cell phone off about five or ten minutes ago." And she gave it to him for about minute.)

I don't think I have any irrational phobias, but I am getting increasingly OCDish with my evening routine of checking locks and burners.