OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I've gazed upon Paradise, witnessed the rise of the Taquito Kid, locked eyes with a black bear, and basked in the light of the glowing crotch. I've been lulled to sleep by the roar of a king's river, serenaded by dulcet tones of a Steller's Jay, and aroused by the screams of a Smorgasm.

Camp Swank, you were glorious.

Please provide the address of Stellar J. Smorgasm...she sounds perfect for Jerry Springer.