The best bit of news I discovered upon my return from Camp Swank

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

I'll get an iphone when I can use one on Verizon's network. Hopefully next time I move residence to a place without a curmudgeon landlord, I'll be completely AT&T (landline) and Time-Warner Cable-free.

All landlords are curmudgeons. You just have to find one who's curmudgeon categories fit your needs. No smoking in your own apartment? Great! No unsightly cable, only satellite dishes allowed? Move me in! Don't let your dog poop on the beautifully kept grounds? Well, okay. No loud video games after, well, no loud video games! Okay! See? Some curmudgeonliness works for you, some of it works for someone else.