Sugar Daddy

[Prudence]

Actually, this is hard for me to imagine because I like being in charge. I earn just about double what my husband makes -- and hopefully in three years I'll make double what I currently make. I just assume that I'll get to do all the things I want to do once I earn enough. Some of the things I really want to do involve time travel. So if my sugar daddy could make that possible that would be super.

I can't really imagine what I would do with myself if I didn't have to work. I suppose I'd create work. I guess that's why rich people develop charitable foundations. I'd do that. Bunches of them. For all the things that deserve to be funded but aren't. Libraries. Community theater. P-patches.

Oooh! Is the sugar daddy influential? Can they get me some alone time with the textiles in the V&A museum? Manuscripts in the British Library? OOOH! Unfettered access to the near-mythical Vatican archives? And concentrated studies in dead languages so I'd know what the heck I'd be reading?

Then again, maybe I'll get to do that stuff anyhow when I'm President...