Lyrics Help: Fingerbang my heart

[Gemini Cricket]

My little sister (when she was 2yrs old or so) had a funny one for "The Facts of Life":

When the world never seems
To be living laffa laffa dee.
Then suddenly you're finding out
The Facts of Life are all about mooo.

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I grew up thinking that the lyrics for "London Bridge is Falling Down" was:

London bridges falling down

As in, all of the bridges all over London were falling down. Not just the big famous one...

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A friend of my older sister thought the song was:

This is the dawning of the age of aquarium...