The Un-Interview

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

You might feel that way, now, but your addiction has certainly gotten you into some trouble in the past. On a recent binge you began a bar room brawl because a man asked you to sign your autograph on his wife’s breasts.

..What else could I have done? If you were in that situation, you'd do it too...
You would! Plus, it wasn't like I burned the place down; I just smashed a few tables. It hurt me more than it hurt anyone else, what with the slivers. Everyone needs a little wood in them now and then, anyway.