Avoid Contact

[Kevy Baby]

So other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

I had to look up the Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza web site before I realized that "Contact" was the name of the musical. I thought the title of the thread was like "Don't touch this with a ten foot pole."

With reviews like yours, you start to wonder about reviews like:

See what The New York Times calls "a sustained endorphin rush of an evening…has you floating all the way home!" After becoming an overnight sensation and winning the 2000 Tony for Best Musical, Broadway's breakthrough musical hit is still bewitching audiences across the country.
Recommended for mature audiences.

Sorry you wasted your time on this.

Edited to add: I saw this description of Contact. Does this help?