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[Cadaverous Pallor]

Anything we say here is able to be quoted. If it's quoted out of context, it's supposed to be funny. (There are plenty of quotes that I think aren't funny, or even interesting, but that's all subjective.) If you're not willing to be quoted out of context, don't say anything.

Ok, so here are the quotes that cite Neph:

“ Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about. ”
- Nephythys


“ One of the best stupid questions I ever heard-


"What season do deer turn into elk? ”
- Nephythys


“ The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!' ”
- Nephythys


“ So I guess I get to say JW was right. ”
- Nephythys


“ I am pretty liberal. ”
- Nephythys



“ Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!! ”
- Nephythys

Hmm, from those, I'd guess it's the "I am pretty liberal" one (unless you have a serious problem with being seen as agreeing with JW). Soooo, you're saying the horribly offensive quote that you want taken down is the one saying you're pretty liberal.....which we all know is a joke and would never, ever believe to be true....and we're not supposed to be offended that you are so terribly offended by that joke? Plenty of us have been quoted out of context in saying things that are obviously not true or have a twisted meaning.

Seriously, if you can't take the joke...why do you enjoy visiting a place like this? I am totally mystified.