That was so un-swanky

MickeyD · 01-13-2005, 04:37 PM

So, this morning I woke up early because I had a meeting to go to. I got dressed, pulling a pair of jeans out of the dryer (FINALLY, I did laundry....)

So I go about my day.

First stop, of course, is Starbucks.

Next stop, my office, briefly, where I chat with my bosses and coworkers.

Next I head to the meeting, where there's about 25 people.

Yes, I am specifically telling you just how many people saw me this morning.

About halfway through the meeting, I think to myself, gee...this chair is really cold on one cheek. So I feel my ass, and sure enough....my jeans are ripped near the pocket!! :o :o :o I was hoping the ground would just go ahead and swallow me up. It's very possible that it ripped while I was sitting in the meeting, and thank goodness at the break, for some reason, I didn't get up and get coffee....so there's a chance that no one even knew it was ripped. At least that's what I've been telling myself to keep from having to quit my job and relocate to another state. But...the possibility that they were ripped since I pulled them out of the dryer keeps me feeling like :o :o !

Not Afraid · 01-13-2005, 04:39 PM

So, what kind of undwear were you wearing?

(I realize this is about the only situation I could ask you this questions and not seem too pervy.)

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 01-13-2005, 04:40 PM

How terrible and how terribly funny.

I had a friend once whose jeans split right down the middle of her crack while she was in high school on a field trip visiting the Statue of Liberty.

"I salute you Miss Liberty, with my thonged ass!"

That's right. She was wearing a thong. And jeans that were obviously WAY too tight.

Praise America!

UvaGirl · 01-13-2005, 04:44 PM

MickeyD!!! I am ROFLMAO!!! (with you, not at you, of course

)

I am sure you handled the situation admirably.

To make you feel better I will share my sad laundry story...

I got to work onemorning, after passing/meeting roughly the same amount of people as you. I was feeling mighty fine in my new black bootleg trousers...until I felt a lump halfway down my thigh...upon checking it out, I discovered a pair of underwear and a sock, stuck inside my trousers, making an oh-so-cool lump :o Not so swanky, afterall...

MickeyD · 01-13-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

So, what kind of undwear were you wearing?

(I realize this is about the only situation I could ask you this questions and not seem too pervy.)

NA, you can enquire about my underwear anytime.

I was wearing a thong.....not exactly something that would offer extra coverage in a case like this.

Not Afraid · 01-13-2005, 04:52 PM

Well, at least you have a nice ass.

(Sounding pervy yet?)

MerryPrankster · 01-13-2005, 05:15 PM

Ummmm....yes, the deadly thong. I would be in the same position as you.

So no one screamed, "I see London, I see France, I see MickeyD's uhh, uhh, ASS!"?

But seriously, being that you work at a church and all, don't you think someone would have pulled you aside and told you about it nicely? Since no one said anything, I don't think anyone saw anything.

Claire · 01-13-2005, 06:34 PM

I think they thought you were advertising a field trip to the Do-It Center.

I saw so many Do-It Centers last week and though of you, Heather!!!

And now I'm singing the Thong Song.....ththth thong th thong thong thong.....

Prudence · 01-13-2005, 08:03 PM

Once my brother wore my mom's jeans to school. He pulled 'em out of the dryer and they seemed tighter than usual and a little short. But no matter, off he went.

And spent the whole day with "CHIC" embroidered across his ass.

MerryPrankster · 01-13-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

And spent the whole day with "CHIC" embroidered across his ass.

That's funny!

01-13-2005, 04:37 PM	#1
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	That was so un-swanky So, this morning I woke up early because I had a meeting to go to. I got dressed, pulling a pair of jeans out of the dryer (FINALLY, I did laundry....) So I go about my day. First stop, of course, is Starbucks. Next stop, my office, briefly, where I chat with my bosses and coworkers. Next I head to the meeting, where there's about 25 people. Yes, I am specifically telling you just how many people saw me this morning. About halfway through the meeting, I think to myself, gee...this chair is really cold on one cheek. So I feel my ass, and sure enough....my jeans are ripped near the pocket!! :o :o :o I was hoping the ground would just go ahead and swallow me up. It's very possible that it ripped while I was sitting in the meeting, and thank goodness at the break, for some reason, I didn't get up and get coffee....so there's a chance that no one even knew it was ripped. At least that's what I've been telling myself to keep from having to quit my job and relocate to another state. But...the possibility that they were ripped since I pulled them out of the dryer keeps me feeling like :o :o !
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01-13-2005, 04:39 PM	#2
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	So, what kind of undwear were you wearing? (I realize this is about the only situation I could ask you this questions and not seem too pervy.)
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01-13-2005, 04:40 PM	#3
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	How terrible and how terribly funny. I had a friend once whose jeans split right down the middle of her crack while she was in high school on a field trip visiting the Statue of Liberty. "I salute you Miss Liberty, with my thonged ass!" That's right. She was wearing a thong. And jeans that were obviously WAY too tight. Praise America!
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01-13-2005, 04:44 PM	#4
UvaGirl Somewhere beyond the sea Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 396	MickeyD!!! I am ROFLMAO!!! (with you, not at you, of course ) I am sure you handled the situation admirably. To make you feel better I will share my sad laundry story... I got to work onemorning, after passing/meeting roughly the same amount of people as you. I was feeling mighty fine in my new black bootleg trousers...until I felt a lump halfway down my thigh...upon checking it out, I discovered a pair of underwear and a sock, stuck inside my trousers, making an oh-so-cool lump :o Not so swanky, afterall... __________________ Cause I'm a train wreck Waiting to happen Waiting for someone to come pick me up off the tracks
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01-13-2005, 04:52 PM	#6
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Well, at least you have a nice ass. (Sounding pervy yet?)
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01-13-2005, 05:15 PM	#7
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Ummmm....yes, the deadly thong. I would be in the same position as you. So no one screamed, "I see London, I see France, I see MickeyD's uhh, uhh, ASS!"? But seriously, being that you work at a church and all, don't you think someone would have pulled you aside and told you about it nicely? Since no one said anything, I don't think anyone saw anything. __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White Last edited by MerryPrankster : 01-13-2005 at 06:44 PM.
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Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	I think they thought you were advertising a field trip to the Do-It Center. I saw so many Do-It Centers last week and though of you, Heather!!! And now I'm singing the Thong Song.....ththth thong th thong thong thong..... __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Once my brother wore my mom's jeans to school. He pulled 'em out of the dryer and they seemed tighter than usual and a little short. But no matter, off he went. And spent the whole day with "CHIC" embroidered across his ass. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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