Attack of the haikus!

[Not Afraid]

From Haiku U - a collection of great books told in 17 syllables comes:

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre:

O woe! His mad wife—
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.

There is also Haiku for Jews, Redneck Haiku and Cat Haiku books.



You are my best friend,
Person allergic to cats.
Let me shed on you.

If the vet took your
Temperature that way, I
Bet you'd complain, too