The Words You Say (almost) Everyday

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Honey, it's morning, wake up.
Answered by unintelligible mumbles.

Yo! Quiet! You can't get breakfast until you settle down and are quiet. Yes, for longer than 2 seconds. Ok, good dogs.

Doggie potty break! Dogs outside! Good dogs.

Yes, you have to be quiet, too, I've never let you starve yet. (to the cat, who whines nearly as much as the dogs in the morning)

Love you!!! (to dogs, cat, or husband, depending)

Put me on your do-not-call list. Thank you and now go away.

**hugs**
-kerry