How does your profession do it?

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Now, "Librarians do it quietly" doesn't sound like much to brag about.

Exactly! That always bugged me. Especially since it doesn't apply.....wait, is that TMI? That's why I love my sig line (Librarians have tighter buns!), because it's the closest thing to it.

How about "Librarians demand that you're on time"? "Librarians let everyone borrow some?" No, wait, I got it!

A librarian's services are free to all comers.