“Hello, friend, it’s me, CRAZY! Yeah, CRAZY! So good to hear your voice.”

[Claire]

Oh gosh, I practice monologues....dramatic ones....facially. But I don't think I've ever gone audible with them. I even have theme music going.....

Speaking of my theme music monologues.....I've always pictures myself in a movie, especially the opening credits.....my face going by in the window of a bus heading out somewhere in the middle of corn fields. When I was little, the bus was heading to camp where I would fall for an older camp counselor or I'd make a bet with my worst enemy at camp that I'd lose my virginity first or I'd cut off the back of her dress and then find out she was my twin sister. Then, when I got older, I imagined I was on that bus heading to college....then later, it wasn't a bus window, but a car window and I was breaking up with my boyfriend. But always there was some dramatic voice-over done by me, with some song in the background. Something by Bread or The Police or Captain and Tennille. And it's the voiceovers I think I practiced facially, but never audibly.

So far. I'm sure I'll go vocal someday.