“Hello, friend, it’s me, CRAZY! Yeah, CRAZY! So good to hear your voice.”

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

I have, for the past several years, taken to releasing my inner baglady and often go around the streets talking out loud to myself while holding my dead cellphone to my ear. It's priceless and I love it. There I go doing the most insane public thing I can think of other than peeing down my pantleg ... and everyone accepts it completely, the world never bats its collective eye.

I do that when I don't want to talk to my neighbors or when I was trying to avoid a confrontation with my crazy ex-neighbors.

Just make sure your phone is on silent lest it ring when you're on a 'call'