Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

[Prudence]

Once upon a time the Carrot family was taking a walk. There was Mama Carrot, Papa Carrot, and Baby Carrot. The Carrot family was enjoying the fresh air and their time together when suddenly, out of nowhere, a car came skidding around the corner, ran right over poor Papa Carrot, and drove off without stopping.

"Oh no!" cried Baby Carrot.

"Oh dear!" cried Mama Carrot.

The ambulance came and whisked Papa Carrot off to the hospital. Mama Carrot and Baby Carrot waited anxiously in the waiting room for new of poor Papa Carrot's condition. Finally, the doctor came out to speak with them.

"Well," said the doctor to Mama Carrot, "I have good news and bad news."

"Tell us!" exclaimed Mama Carrot. "How is Papa Carrot?"

"The good news," said the doctor, "is that Papa Carrot is going to live. The bad news is that he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."