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lindyhop · 04-21-2005, 08:57 PM

A woman sees a funeral procession: a hearse followed by a woman in black walking a dog, followed by another hearse with a long line of women following the second hearse. She asks the woman in black what's going on.

The woman tells her: That's my husband in the hearse in front. His mistress is in the hearse back there. My dog killed them both.

The first woman asks: Can I borrow your dog?

The widow replies: Get in line.

04-21-2005, 08:57 PM	#8
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	A woman sees a funeral procession: a hearse followed by a woman in black walking a dog, followed by another hearse with a long line of women following the second hearse. She asks the woman in black what's going on. The woman tells her: That's my husband in the hearse in front. His mistress is in the hearse back there. My dog killed them both. The first woman asks: Can I borrow your dog? The widow replies: Get in line.
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