Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

[Kevy Baby]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees! Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Of course not; it works!
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Hickory Dickory Dock
Three Mice ran up a clock
The clock struck one
and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
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What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick!