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Old 04-23-2005, 09:21 PM   #11
DwoernAdale
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DwoernAdale is in the groove
An elderly couple is driving down the highway. The gentleman driving notices a state trooper is behind him with his lights on so he pulls over.

Trooper: How are you folks today?

Old woman: Whaatt?!

Old man: (loudly) He asked how we are doing today! You'll have to excuse my wife officer, she's a bit hard of hearing.

Trooper: Thats fine. I see from your liscence plates you folks are from Florida.

Old woman: Whhaat?!

Old man: (loudly) He says he sees we're from Florida!

Trooper: Had the worst piece of ass I've ever had in Florida.

Old woman: Whaatt?!

Old man: (loudly) He says he thinks he knows you!!
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