Happy Birthday BarTopDancer/HBTF!

[AllyOops!]

Happy Birthday, Girlfriend!

I hope it's filled with lots of love, joy & merriment! May all of your wonderful wishes and fabulous dreams come true!
And....since you made my birthday so very memorable & the bestest one I've ever had, I'm arranging the following for you!

*A naked & oiled up Christopher Meloni! (Can I say that?) Wrapped in a bow, of course! Please have him back by midnight! I would lend you my beloved Jerry, but he's gone now, and I'm not into acts of necro. I mean, I know you are and all, but I'm not. That's just wrong. Shame on you.

*You want a naked & oiled AllyOf TheDolls? Complete with Twister Mat? You got it! Since I've moved home, there isn't much I won't do for a bundle of cash & a pair of pricey shoes. Um, make that a "buck" and replace "pricey shoes" with "cup of Folgers".

*A trip to Sephora! With lots n' lots of Bare Escentuals Bare Minerals and endless yummy scented Philosophy 2-in-1's! Mmm!

*One word: Chipotle. Make sure they put pretty candles on your burrito! (Keep the candles off of Christopher's burrito. I want him back in tasty condition. And dammit, by midnight!)

*One even better word: OKAY!

*Cheese Puffs & black coffee at 8 a.m. while watching endless episodes of Full House, and trying to keep one's Puffs down in the face of those vile mullets. Aww! Memories!

Again, Happy Birthday! May it be pink-filled and dedicated to our personal guress, Hello Kitty. I love you!! You know we're going to celebrate and it's going to be very, very soon!

XOXO,
~Allybell~
A.K.A. AllyOfTheBells