2008 Election Results

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

I have not felt such elation since Quisp defeated Quake in a landside back in the early 70s.

Finally. A guy who can speak. In calm, reassuring tones, no less. And with a soaring, optimism...and proper sentence structure.

In the immortal words of Steve Allen, this could be the start of something big.
Congratulations, America. You're not as dumb as you look on paper.

Here we differ. I voted for Quake because he did the real work of the universe while Quisp just flew around hopped up on the hippie lettuce.

Here, however, I am guardedly optimistic. Guarded optimism may not sound like much, but it is a far cry from what I might have been, which was completely distraught.