The First Thing You'd Do if You Were President

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"I pledge allegiance to the pink striped Flag with the cute little hearts that replaced the stars
of the United States of Sanrio,
and to the Republic for which it, like, stands n' stuff
one sparkly Nation under God, indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for only those who deserve it, which means your'e finally screwed O.J., because everyone knows your ass is guilty."

Amen