How to piss off the Catholic Church

[Alex]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Oh, I like this game.

When he said “this is my body” and commanded you to eat it “in memory of him,” it probably never happened.

Fixed it for you. Denying the substance of the Jesus story every happening seems to get to people faster.

Or, if I need to do it in one word, I just lean close and whisper "mythology."