Cut your hair, you wizard hippies!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Awww! Don't burst my bubble! I swear, it's only because I didn't have the money for the clothes at 15! I think I'm entitled to a late-20s fashion crisis.

Oh, stop it! You HAVE the body of a 15 year old girl, and are young and vibrant!

Besides, I was mostly speaking about myself, who goes there to try on clothes, and leaves a sobbing wreck when not even their size 11 pants fit me! And those pants are adorable, but why must the waists be so low, and the thigh-but area be so TINY even though it SAYS size 9 or 11. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Why?

Because they are really designed for teenagers. And not 28-year old gravity inflicted, sugary bread product filled bodies. Unless your a 28 + year old with YOUR figure.

God, I hate you.