Bacon is meat candy.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

I think I wouldn't be trying any food your relatives cooked, Capt!

I was like 12 or 13 visiting kin in TX. my uncle thought it would be funny to feed me a hunk of the horse meat he was BBQing for the dogs.

my dad took him out back and kicked his ass.
Id have eaten the entire horse to see that again...

that started a chain of food events that (except for the sea cucumber) took on a life of its own. phone calls and neighbor visits.."you still have any of that (whatever) left? can we have some?"

(ever seen King of the Hill? THOSE are my relatives...which is prob why I hate that show)
havent seen that buncha wankers since....thank god.