LashPair LAPADIGI Update (25 Jan)

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Whomever said nay to bacon is going too sleep on the veranda........with Alex.

I'm going to have to re-write my porch-based fantasy to incorporate a verandah instead, damnnit...and I'm thinking the saffron picking scene will be swapped out for women-folk washing our smalls with rocks by the stream, whilst we guys discuss fly-fishing.

This realisation became obvious after the majestic herd of wildebeests trampled the crocuses and left poop everywhere. I did consider issuing disposable surgical gloves, but opted for the laundry scene based on practicality and inevitable necessity.