It's Not Much, but the View is Great!

[Gemini Cricket]

Thanks, everyone. Just a bit of fluffy fun.

Originally Posted by bewitched

If you not dating means that you're straight, does me not dating mean that I'm a lesbian?

To her... yes.

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Could you slap Hassleback upside the head for me while you have the opportunity?

I would love to, totally.
Although what I wrote is true. Often many guests who can't stand her shun her when they walk on. The "shake her hand but kiss everyone else" thing is real. I saw it happen several times.

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

(Are you going to write a book?)

To be honest, I'm going to. My immediate family and some of the extended hooligans in my family are not happy about it. But I do need to change it just enough so as not to get sued. Because there are many sue happy folk in my family...