Eco-guilt

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by second class citizen

(Hhhmmm...that last comment sounded so dirty.)

Good thing it's a cleanser

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by second class citizen

John seems to think it smelled more like an almond/lemon combo, but you can be the judge. I just know I wanted to smear it all over our furniture and that it lingered on my fingers all day long.

(Hhhmmm...that last comment sounded so dirty.)

Replace "furniture" with "bodies" and replace the second "it" with "he" and you're there!

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Well, I'm just going to come over and taste the stuff. I'm dreaming it tastes just like marzipan. Maybe I should prong some chocolate along to enjoy with it.

Apparently a bottle of amaretto would make a decent birthday gift?

[Not Afraid]

Well, not for me it wouldn't.

[€uroMeinke]

Well - after a clean-up of the spectacular spectacular, it turns out we have some of that "Got Wood" cleanser.

Noting that the bottle said "Non-toxic" I did what any 3-year old child would do, I ate some. Or rather, I pour some into the palm of my had and had a taste.

While there is an unmistakable pleasant almond aroma, it was accompanied with a rather soapy finish, which sadly lingers much longer than the almond.

I'm not in the hospital yet, but as Alex's comment implied, that could be the result of some placebo effect not having done the experiment using a double-blind methodology.

In any event, I believe the soapiness discounts it's use as a cocktail mixer.

[bewitched]

Way to take one for the team.

[Not Afraid]

So, here we are, 15 minutes later, Chris is at his desk like normal. He reaches over for a flask of cognac (which apparently lives next to his desk), opens it up, takes a swig then looks at me and pronounces "I have soap taste".

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Maybe I should prong some chocolate along to enjoy with it.

Just be careful where you prong the chocolate: it is illegal in some states.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Noting that the bottle said "Non-toxic" I did what any 3-year old child would do, I ate some. Or rather, I pour some into the palm of my had and had a taste.

No, you didn't!

[second class citizen]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Well - after a clean-up of the spectacular spectacular, it turns out we have some of that "Got Wood" cleanser.

Noting that the bottle said "Non-toxic" I did what any 3-year old child would do, I ate some. Or rather, I pour some into the palm of my had and had a taste.

While there is an unmistakable pleasant almond aroma, it was accompanied with a rather soapy finish, which sadly lingers much longer than the almond.

I'm not in the hospital yet, but as Alex's comment implied, that could be the result of some placebo effect not having done the experiment using a double-blind methodology.

In any event, I believe the soapiness discounts it's use as a cocktail mixer.

Ah, but is that cognac you washed it down with later eco-friendly? And does it leave your furniture looking all luscrous and shiny?