Lashpair Are Go !!

[LashStoat]

Dear NA,

It's all very clear. Mr NM thought we were going to Micronesia, which is almost correct except we changed it to Calonesia which is almost exactly the same but entirely different in most respects except for the Flower Drum Song (but the earthquakes are very similar).

Both places like sugar a lot and cinnamon heaps but you have gas instead of petrol with ATM's a bit everywhere (but sometimes you have to pay first to have the gas).

And not to forget we arrived eight hours before we left and a Mai-Tai isn't a type of snake though it can have a bite although that doesn't stop us.

There. So enough of who knows what about when on account of the fact that we'll be in Calonesia soon and will meet with anyone that can stand us two during Bear Season (tm).

Love and hugs,

The Stoat (and for Bugga-Lugs) XXX