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			BTW, I think that Peet's is collapsing without you, E. I took my free cup-a when I bought the Sumatra. I didn't really pay attention to what she poured, and I had walked out before I sipped it. It was undrinkable. Bitter beyond reason, and I like bitter coffee. If it weren't free I'd have gone back and asked for something else. 
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		 There is this one fence picket in my backyard that falls down every time it gets windy, which it really has been lately. I put it up and it falls down again. I don't even think the ex left a hammer in the house when he moved out, so any "repairs" I make are sub-par.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I could hear the neighbor mowing his lawn a little while ago. Through the downed picket I saw him pass by and he was nude. Does this not seem like a complete absence of common sense? I couldn't see if he was wearing shoes, but would not have been surprised to see him barefoot. Blatant disregard for safety. Who does this? What about lawn debris? Now he is finished mowing and I notice he is wearing a Bluetooth. Where is he carrying the phone?? He looks like Chuck Woolery with gray hair (the parts of Chuck Woolery I have seen). I hope he goes in soon, this is very distracting.  | 
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		 Darn you guys for bringing up Peet's.  Now I'm aching for a Vanilla Freddo. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Wish my local Peet's was hiring... 
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		 Naked guy is in and the fence picket is up. I didn't want to go out and move it while he was still in the yard, obvs. Though I guess someone who gardens nude might not have been too embarrassed. But I would have. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			nude lawn mowing is...to say the very least....ill advised. get a picture next time 
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 Better mark your calendar. (NSFW) 
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