What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I've been out of milk (I know, bizarre, right!) for a couple days now. It wasn't so bad yesterday because I was at a BBQ all day, but I was hankering for some late last night. So on the way home from work today, I stopped at Costco and, among other things, bought six gallons of the liquid white stuff. When I opened the trunk of my car to stow them for the trip home, I immediately saw the two gallons I had purchased, and promptly forgot about, Saturday evening which had been sitting there the whole time.

Amazingly enough though, they may still be salvageable. I brought them inside, opened one, carefully sniffed, and it didn't smell sour. Then I took a cautious sip and though warm, did not taste not sour. I immediately put them in the freezer and will keep one bricked and perhaps be able to drink them both after all.

I still feel like a moron, but at least it may not be a total waste of money.