Something I overheard (eavesdropping is hazardous to your mental health)

[Matterhorn Fan]

There is a drink called a hurricane, isn't there?

I used to keep a notebook full of strange things I'd overhead. Wouldn't you know, it's the only journal I can't find right now. It's probably in one of these boxes of books I don't have the shelf space to unpack.

Lisa, start watching the first fifteen minutes or so of the Daily Show.