Notice to:

[Mousey Girl]

Notice to Eduardo-regional Asset Protection Dude:

When you walk into our office DO NOT SMILE! We are not happy to see you. You make us even more paranoid than we already are. When you wisk someone into a side room make sure that we can see who it is so we don't spend the rest of the month guessing. Try to get everything done in 1 day, because when you return the following day we freak out even more. When you do escort people from the office make sure the door code is changed, that way we know they are gone and not just suspended. An even better thing is to announce who it is and what they did (unless it is me).

Last week we lost a manager...we know he was fired for Code of Conduct, we just don't know what part of the code he broke.
Yesterday we lost a rep, supposedly he was nailed for Customer Abuse (but the people who sat around him said there was no way he did what we have heard).
Today another rep was walked out, not a flipping clue why.
We have 2 more managers who are being looked at for various things.

All I can say is my paranoia recently has been justified by the happenings of the last 2 weeks.