WTF Stories of the Week

[SzczerbiakManiac]

CNN has a long report about the funeral arrangements and will of Michael Jackson. I found the last two paragraphs to be particularly amusing.

In the day's final development, a London woman filed a 93-page handwritten document in Los Angeles Superior Court claiming she was Jackson's secret wife and the mother of all three of his children.

In asking for all of Jackson's assets, the woman also added: "I have up to 30 children. My Father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer as he is known, gave them to us."