The Gay Thread

[Ghoulish Delight]

I went and looked up the passage.

God is one weird sonofabitch.

God did not punish the Sodomites because they were homosexuals. God got pissed that they were ignoring him, so he stopped preventing them from becoming homosexuals so he could THEN punish them. " God gave them over to shameful lusts" "God gave them over to a depraved mind".

That's a pretty desperate cry for attention.

[innerSpaceman]

Throughout the Old Testament, Yahweh is portrayed as a spoiled brat violent crybaby hypocrite monster. Yeah, I wonder if man was made in God's image or if it was the other way around, huh?

[Alex]

Not that I have a problem with first cousins getting married, but

[innerSpaceman]

You can't marry your first cousin in Mississippi or Texas?



The world is not what I thought it was.

[Morrigoon]

But you can marry your ex-stepmother's brother

Try explaining to your kids that their aunt and uncle are also their cousins, or that their dad is also their step-uncle, or that Auntie is also ex-step-grandma...

Not that I'd know any Texas relatives that had done that

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Just found out that my great-grandmother married her own uncle. I guess when you live in Germany in 1908, you're 27 years old, and your father is about to die, you'd do anything to get married.

[BarTopDancer]

Was he uncle by marriage?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Nope.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

from The Advocate

Frankly, this seems more appropriate to post in the WTF thread. How fücking paranoid can you get...?

A Utah legislator introduced a bill Wednesday that would require all publicly funded programs, laws, and regulations, to ensure they exclude families headed by gay and lesbian couples.

Rep. LaVar Christensen writes in the bill's language that "marriage and family predate all governments and are supported by and consistent with the Laws of Nature and God, the Creator and Supreme Judge of the World, affirmed in the nation’s founding Declaration of Independence." It also says, "families anchored by both a father and a mother, fidelity within marriage, and enduring devotion to the covenants and responsibilities of marriage are the desired norm."

Brandie Balken, executive director of Equality Utah, told the Salt Lake City Tribune that the bill could be used to "create a filter for public agencies and a way to target laws, services and funding that currently help single Utahns or Utanhs with families that differ from Representative Christensen's."

[SzczerbiakManiac]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! It's two male homosexuals kissing... in the FRENCH way!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!