The Gay Thread

[Gemini Cricket]

I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.

Oh honey, if you could see the hockey players beneath those pads, you'd be a fan! Mmmrowr!

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Oh honey, if you could see the hockey players beneath those pads, you'd be a fan! Mmmrowr!

Seeing is believing. I think Goonie and I should sneak into the locker rooms of hockey players. Do they have locker rooms? Or do they sit in igloos during half time? Does hockey have a half time?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

hockey players. Do they have locker rooms? Or do they sit in igloos during half time? Does hockey have a half time?

Hockey players definitely have locker rooms and you really don't want to physically enter one (just look in from outside) because they REEEEEEK. All that passing they wear absorbs sweat and then it ferments. I realize no locker room smells like fresh flowers, but hockey "wins" the stink contest, sticks down.

Hockey games are played in three 20-minute periods. NHL teams get 15 minutes between periods where they can go to their locker rooms and make out with each other.*

Luc Robitaille was hot. A lot of The Blades are hot. There's that's hockey and gay!


*Part of that paragraph may be just a fantasy of mine.

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Hockey games are played in three 20-minute periods. NHL teams get 15 minutes between periods where they can go to their locker rooms and make out with each other.

Is that where they got the term "Tonsil Hockey?"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

All that passing they wear absorbs sweat and then it ferments.

BAH!
I meant "padding", just in case it wasn't obvious.
<slaps forehead>

[Gemini Cricket]

I missed this one. It's kinda funny.

SNL: Leonidas Ends DADT in Sparta

[Stan4dSteph]

NYC has a Big Gay Ice Cream Truck

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I like sports. The tighter the uniforms (or the lack of them) the better. That's why (to the chagrin of Ms. BarTopDancer) I'm kinda meh about ice hockey.

Ya gotta go on the last home game of the season. They take their jersey's off on the ice.

One of my hockey buddies is gay. Some of you have met him.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Of some curious interest, Sean Avery, the most hated--and, supposedly, crudely, rudely straight--player in the NHL, is studying to be a fashion designer.

Avery is a douchebag. The worst thing the Rangers did was pick him up after the Stars cut him loose. And there has been speculation for years that he is gay. This studying fashion isn't making this a new revelation.

Seriously, folks, if, generalization-wise, this thread is going to be one of those "only black people can say n*****" threads, you should have posted a sign on the door.

I will . . . withdraw.

The gay thread has turned into a hockey thread! Don't leave!