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[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Alex

2. If I had a large whirlpool bathtub in my bathroom, I'd not invite people to come take a soak with me in it.

Alex: "Thanks for coming over."
Friend: "No problem."
A: "Want a drink?"
F: "Sure."
*Alex mixes cocktails*
F: "So, I brought my swimsuit...where's the hot tub?"
*Alex hands over drink*
A: "Actually...it's my new large whirlpool bathtub. Come have a look."
F: "Hmm. You know, now I remember, I have somewhere to be...."